Random Things

I have always wondered

 1) If Adam and eve spent their life fighting, that Men don't understand women.
2) Why Pizza's are so costly in India
3) How long will women continue to say they men dont understand them
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10 Random trivial things to know while gearing up for your first job
  1. Taking a photocopy -helps bigtime on the first day of joing if you forgot to take some photocopies of certificates
  2. Configuring printer on your new computer
  3. Taking a print out on company letter head -properly
  4. Your Boss's mobile number
  5. Ability to properly guess the person you are mailing is "he" or "she" from the name
  6. Make a conference call from your desk phone/mobile phone
  7. Memorise the people names/roles you meet in first few days
  8. Remember your company location (actual address with pincode) 
  9. Food/Cafe facilities in or near your office
  10. Not to read tips like the ones listed above
Filed under: Job Random10 Tips

10 Random Automated Resolutions for 2010

This year I will

  1. Visit a art museum
  2. Play the kazoo
  3. Give a hug every day
  4. Laugh a lot
  5. Ride my bike
  6. Wear sun glasses
  7. Organize my desktop
  8. Make some one's day
  9. Be more tolerant
  10. Continue writing stupid blog posts like this

Via New Year Resolution Generator

Actually last one is generated by Human(me)

Filed under: 2010 New Year Random10 Resolutions

10 Random Oxymorons

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

 

Filed under: Oxymoron Random10

15 Random things about coffee

 

  1. Coffee is the 2nd most traded commodity in the world next to Oil #
  2. Brazil is the world leader in production of  coffee
  3. You get the hottest possible coffee at hotel only when you are in a hurry
  4. You either believe or doesn't believe that coffee refreshes your mind
  5. You always say "Lets meet over a coffee" but not Tea
  6. The easiest way to chose coffee at a coffee shop is to ask for Filter Kapi
  7. There are 204,000,000 Google search results on Coffee
  8. Kauphy is just another word that just sounds exactly like coffee even though there is no letter thats common to both of them
  9. I needed 3 coffees to complete this post
  10. and 3 coffees was just not sufficient to keep me awake against popualr belief coffee improves energy levels and keeps u awake.

 

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10 Random things I wouldnt have known if not for Twitter
  1. @A, @B,@C met each other at Tweetup
  2. @D is #having a #foodineverheardof
  3. @E loving the #city's #weather
  4. @F's life sucks
  5. @G is getting #trafukked 
  6. @H is in #city and looking for a couch
  7. @I experience with #brand was utter #fail
  8. @J has just seen @twitter #failwhale
  9. @K has just won some random useless gift from #brand
  10. @L liked @M tweet and Retweeted it
Filed under: Random10 Twitter

10 Random 2009 Hindi Movies I said "ok" for
  1. Kaminey #
  2. Wake Up Sid #
  3. Love Aaj Kal #
  4. Dev D #
  5. Luck By Chance #
  6. Slumdog Millionaire #
  7. Gulal #
  8. New York #
  9. 99 #
  10. Looks like i said OK only for 9 till date

Note to self:  Please watch 3 Idiots and Rocket Singh and add/modify the post accordingly

Note to Aamir Khan : If you release your movies in last week, you are missing your chance to be on top grossers of the year.

Filed under: Bollywood Movies Random10

10 Random Brands I stumble upon every day
  1. Pepsodent
  2. HP Gas
  3. Nandini
  4. Bajaj
  5. HP Laptop
  6. Nokia
  7. CoffeDay
  8. Times of India
  9. Titan
  10. Rotomac
Filed under: Brands Random10

10 Random new year resolutions
  1. Go to Gym everyday
  2. Quit Smoking and Booze
  3. Tweet less and read atleast one book every month
  4. Reach office early atleast one day
  5. Make net profit in stock market trading
  6. See sunrise & sunset atleast oneday
  7. Stop eating Junk and start eating "HEALTHY" food
  8. Regulary update blog
  9. Save more money
  10. Never make any new year resolutions
Filed under: New Year Random10 Resolutions

10 Random things about ATMs
  1. The time taken waiting outside ATM is 10 times more than time take to actually withdraw money
  2. The wrong denomination of notes come at time you don't want them
  3. You forget your card inside ATM, just on the day you are a bit extra careful
  4. Soon an analysis will say that people will spend in ATM queue for more time than they actually spend on Potty
  5. 80% of the time you ensure to take the transaction slip, split into pieces and throw on the floor
  6. At least one ATM will not work if there are more than one in any center
  7. ATM in your office is always out of service
  8. You will not find an ATM only when you urgently need money
  9. The touch screen ATM you are using is no more Touch Screen, its Push Screen now
  10. I actually typed first 5 in list while waiting out side an ATM
Filed under: ATM Random10
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