Random Things

 

10 Random fake business news
  1. Microsoft gives away applications for free and starts placing "In App Ads" in them.
  2. Google vision 2020 (leaked) document suggests it plans takes control of the entire web and start charging for time you spent on web on per second basis.
  3. Twitter starts asking for donations by registering as a non profit project and says Twitter is a platform that's making communication accessible to all
  4. Facebook develops a social operating system for PC's that can displace Windows & takes No.1 position
  5. Social gaming company Zynga starts a hitech asylum for social games addicts
  6. GE launches a coolent to control global increase in temperatures
  7. Lehman Brother enters into market again as a microfinancing banker with head quarters in Bangladesh and branch offices in 101below the povert line countries
  8. Vodafone Essar and Tata DoCoMo agrees to merge their telecom services saying they see a high level phonetic synergy among their marketing campaigns  "Zoo zoo zoo " and "do doo do". Industry analysts term this as breakthru move in reducing NOICE pollution
  9. Bankurpt Dubai real estate companies declares  harthaal/dharna/bandh across Kerala until their government bails them out
  10. Popular Indian news satire website says they are planning to hit the capital markets next fiscal year.

 

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10 Random Technology "What if's"

1) What if there is a device to connect any two digital devices and copy files from one to another
2) What if Youtube starts showing related tweets as captions on Youtube videos
3) What if Google gets sold out to IBM
4) What if BMW decides to build a more cheaper car than TATA NANO
5) What if Microsoft decides to Open source next version of Windows
6) What if Twitter starts charging per each character of the tweet
7) What if free E-mail providers start imposing character limit in mails(free accounts)
8) What if GE starts making a coolant to reduce Global Warming
9) What if Middle East Companies decides to stop selling crude oil
10)What if i havent written this blog

Do you have any Answers?

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